Welcome to the Series of Unseriousness
where nothing serious is allowed
Only fun!
This blog is designed to spread happiness and cheer.
I hope to achieve it and now for the first post I give you...
Gummalicious Adventures
One day the gummy bears I was eating, hopped right out of the bag and onto my computer monitor while I was away. They were in protest of the naked babies that hang out at my computer everyday. Although, I'm convinced the two in the middle didn't care b/c all they wanted to do was make out.
I even found one standing on his head.
The next day they put on a bit of PDA. It was delicious debauchery!

I believe this may be a daily pattern because today I learned the story of these two... They met on the first day at the naked baby protest. They fell passionately in love. You know, the kind you only see in the movies. The kind that isn't real. Well we just thought it isn't real, bc according to these two gummies, it's real. After meeting one another in the protest, they decided to meet up with other gummies are partake in day two. They had 3some. It was the worst thing they could possibly do. Green became madly jealous of yellow. Green thought red was falling for yellow. Red was just having a little fun. They fought. Green couldn't take it anymore and took too many pills and overdosed. Red found Green and wept for hours (ok, more like minutes) and decided it wasn't living without Green one more day. Red lifts the dagger and says, "Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die."